A bachelor's cry! ___ Funny, classic (Reprinted)

 A bachelor's cry! ___ Funny, classic (Reprinted)
car long road,
flowers and long rain,
urgent desire for a male hormone eunuchs.
Soul desire salvation,
desire to end the mind ,
and I am eager to have a wife urgently.
People look for her thousands of Baidu,
overcome the foot of the road.
looked fine when I look back,
numerous Aunt aunt.
occasionally patronize beauty,
or a married woman,
the remaining majority,
basic unsightly.
time off like rabbits,
hastily refused to stop.
blink of an eye dragged my father and mother's age deserve.
But God was very hateful,
matter to me regardless.
my training powerless,
girls love difficult to obtain.
I have help joking,
begged him to end my single life.
and he gave me the blessing,
actually followed the Swept and Jour.
than their The domineering,
and to my ruthless kill the spirit of Tu,
I prefer compromise,
willing to go the road of their lives.
helpless, helpless.
In fact, I was not completely useless .
I have a lot of advantages can be cited and statements.
but I do not know why,
that I could not get through other people's admiration and support
I love highly visible,
most enthusiastic in public welfare donations.
welfare and sports for the motherland's great progress,,
I run around tirelessly and Welfare Lottery Centre in betting;
reflect the superiority of the socialist order to the world system,
and under the leadership of the party and state the extent of our well-off,
I resolutely to increase the frequency of drinking,
finally out of a training on behalf of wealthy beer belly;
I also insist on serving the people, with my greatest passion is to help others.
order for me to implement this piece of mind,
I obstinately unwilling aunt also mix the past and I have crossed the road hh
praise is far less than the number of times scolded.
I do not understand why my efforts in exchange for only disdain and even anger of others.
because I extraordinary talent,
to They dwarf,
or my character and noble bearing,
let them have a deep jealousy?
my own good and did not let me,
nor because of his great and Shicaiaowu.
thought so as to have the girl of my students Qingsu dark,
Surprisingly, I waited until now and still no hint of the prospect of a solution.
fact, should a woman than to prey,
I am a Orion confused.
hunting because I can not understand the technology.
crowded that followed,
sit back and wait, or the continued,
thought for a long time have not sorted out a clear way of thinking. < br> Perhaps this will become my detention,
love I can not get into another major factor.
might have been of a particular time is a luxury I bungled,
and causing the current beyond redemption.
Let this country,
population is rich in resources.
But why not marry the man or his wife numerous?
because of the shackles of feudal,
upset the men and women the proportion and number,
or because of social regress,
started again the system of polygamy?
Sometimes I think the term civilization also angry,
Why the hell you say can and nurturing the N moneybags a mistress?
Is only for the power and wealth,
to be free from moral constraints,
and set the expense of our bachelor,
to seize the resources of many?
strange, strange woman They are too sophisticated,
rush for money and status.
only know garden houses and villas,
subvert the concept of truth is put.
impulse I wish I could become animals,
even head of livestock is hard.
mercy of the owner's instructions,
do not feel helpless in life.
or simply to a deceitful act,
to be a complete sex change operation.